Monday, April 26, 2010

So, I'm going to try to grow a garden this year...

It begins...

It's that time of year. The birds are singing, the bees are trying to have sex with them, as per my understanding. It's also time to start my garden.
You see, I hate vegetables. They taste gross. Growing up, I thought it was the vitamins and nutrition that made them taste so bad. Turns out, I was just eating crappy vegetables.
Fresh garden grown veggies are different though. They taste so good, you can hardly even taste the nutrition!
I like to eat good food. I might as well grow my own.

"Oh shit!"

Well, every good garden starts with a few piles of shit or, if you will, manure. Our neighbor was kind enough to give us some of his. It came from some cows he has. At least, that's what he told me.
You might be thinking, "That's great, now you got some piles of shit in your yard. What're you gonna do now Jackass?"
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm not just gonna let it just sit there, stinking up the place. No! I'm gonna make that shit work for me. I'm gonna plow that shit in to the dirt and, I'm gonna grow some delicious food is what I'm gonna do. Who's the Jackass now? (You, that's who.)



That's gonna have to wait until next time though. In the mean time, I'm gonna go pick up some more shit.